Thursday, February 12, 2009

From the Desk of DejaTrue

What a Goatee Does for a MAN

The quiet head chief of the Cavaliers we got used to the first couple years is gone! You ask what’s the difference? Its not the experience, the comfort in the greatest player in the land, or a new QB in Mo, no its none of those reasons it is simply a short pointed beard on the chin but not the cheeks, GOATEE!! Not only has that follicle growth made him look older, tougher, increased the love of the ladies but has made him boisterous also. Following a horrific call on Tuesday night he said of Joe Crawford’s call, “That last call, on the run, is the worst call that I have ever been a part of," Brown said. "I cannot imagine another worse call than that. It was an awful call and for him to take away a basketball game from a team with .4 seconds on the clock is irresponsible." He added, “If they fine they fine me!” The NBA had not contacted him about the comment most likely because they fear the follicles.

Whatever he said to the press or what was said behind closed doors the Cavs got the picture. (Rock and Roll) or (Batman and Robin) or simply Mo and the L Train threw the hammer down for a total of 70 points while leading the Cavs to a 17 point victory to take Cleveland into the All Star break with 40 wins.

There was a period in which Cleveland was holding their breath. Coming out in the third Cleveland pushed the lead past 15 but with a blink of the eye the lead was cut to 5. That’s when Mo made his presence felt again by hitting a 3 and the onslaught was on.

Mo “Hitman” Williams, as the Roadman calls him, took tonight’s game as a practice session for the skills competition during the All Star festivities. Finished with career high 44 points, 7 three’s, 7 assists, 3 steals, 2 boards, 1 block and only 4 turnovers. LeBron added his 26 points off of 9-18 shooting, 6 boards, 6 assists, 2 steals, 1 block and only 3 turnovers. That’s the All Star combo performance that needs to exist on the north shore for the Cavs to keep up their performance coming back from the All Star break.

Cavs get a much-needed break to rest their legs, which looked tired both at Indianapolis and against the Lakers. The other advantage is that they all have time to join Brown in the fierce follicle facial makeover. If you are sitting at work and have the desire to go off on the boss don’t do it yet. Give yourself a few days to manscape yourself a beard at the bottom of your chin but not the cheeks to gain intensity and confidence, who knows maybe its time to ‘be like Mike’!

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