If Only USC had a Tow Truck Playing DE

From the Desk of DejaTrue: Boone vs. Tow Truck.

Alex Boone squared off against a very aggressive Tow Truck in Southern California and actually stayed in the fight! I know this is very rare thing to see the 6’5’’ 300+ pound Boone do. We are all accustomed to seeing the “Great” left tackle of The Ohio State University matched up against the best defensive ends in the country and wither to the challenge. Not true this past weekend in Southern California. Boone battled a tow truck through multiple stun gun shots to the body. This was the left tackle that Tressel thought he was getting when he dipped into the very deep talent pool of St. Edward High School four years ago. Unfortunately, while described as a "Mad Man" on the prep gridirion, it took Boone all of four years to fulfill his potential. And even more unfortunatley for him, and the Scarlet and Gray, this potential was finally reached in the presence of multiple orange county police officers. As depicted in the OC Register, “He was arrested on suspicion of resisting arrest, threatening officers, jumping onto the tops of several cars and banging on garage doors around 11:30 p.m. Sunday at the Barcelona apartments at 23500 Windsong.” This is another ill-fated mistake made by a collegiate athlete coming at a time when he was training for the NFL draft. But while Boone's status for the NFL is now in doubt, he does look to be a sure-fire lock for the All Pac Man Jones team.